Monday 1 November 2010

"In the Ghetto"

This was submitted and I just couldn't resist publishing, a classic...

With apologies to Elvis Presley.

Sing in the tune of "In the Ghetto"

On a cold grey Kwinana morn

another little plan was hatched and born

in the chamber

The CEO and KIC got together

with the Mayor at the edge of the sea

in Cockburn

Moltoni Group and a few men more

and they whispered about incinerator

in Kwinana

They took a little trip to a far off land

where they drank Saki and the spin was planned

for the residents

They hoped that they could get it all done

and return from the land of the rising sun

'Fore the story broke

But the newspaper wrote about the trip

The reporter had a very hot tip

from Hesse

So the KIC had to work very fast 

and give that Hesse a bloody good blast

from KIC

But what he wrote really wasn't new

Just we know the best for you

believe me

So maybe I am a little sceptical

Bout this trash receptacle

incinerate

And haven't we had a similar scene

Southin' 'bout Global Olivine

innovation

Funny but I vaguely seem to recall

That these ideas would be good for us all

reiterate

So swing your partner left and thenLet the dance begin again

circle

On a cold and grey Kwinana morn

another little plan was hatched and born

and the people cried


With compliments,

Uncle Les