This was submitted and I just couldn't resist publishing, a classic...
With apologies to Elvis Presley.
Sing in the tune of "In the Ghetto"
On a cold grey Kwinana morn
another little plan was hatched and born
in the chamber
The CEO and KIC got together
with the Mayor at the edge of the sea
in Cockburn
Moltoni Group and a few men more
and they whispered about incinerator
in Kwinana
They took a little trip to a far off land
where they drank Saki and the spin was planned
for the residents
They hoped that they could get it all done
and return from the land of the rising sun
'Fore the story broke
But the newspaper wrote about the trip
The reporter had a very hot tip
from Hesse
So the KIC had to work very fast
and give that Hesse a bloody good blast
from KIC
But what he wrote really wasn't new
Just we know the best for you
believe me
So maybe I am a little sceptical
Bout this trash receptacle
incinerate
And haven't we had a similar scene
Southin' 'bout Global Olivine
innovation
Funny but I vaguely seem to recall
That these ideas would be good for us all
reiterate
So swing your partner left and thenLet the dance begin again
circle
On a cold and grey Kwinana morn
another little plan was hatched and born
and the people cried
With compliments,
Uncle Les
